50. Because you can’t boogie to a book.
51. Because you have an overactive party gland.
52. Because the moon is in a party phase.
53. Because otherwise the police would have nothing to do.
54. Because curfew has been lifted.
55. Because the phone company lost your Internet bill.
56. Because you won the lottery and feel reckless.
57. Because life seems so dull without it.
58. Because that’s how the dinosaurs would have wanted to go.
59. Because you haven’t eaten a million corn chips yet.
60. Because you’re suffering from popcorn deficiency.
61. Because you’re supposed to be the irresponsible one.
62. Because how else are you going to hear your favourite DJ?
63. Because your bank manager finally lifted that death threat.
64. Because you need to get to know more riot police.
65. Because your budgie ate your concert tickets and you need to let the party feeling out somehow.
66. Because the voices tell you to.
67. Because if not you, who else?
68. Because it’s time.
69. Because the local committee like you too much.
70. Because you need to cultivate a bad impression.
71. Because if you don’t you’ll explode.
72. Because you got your coursework in on time.
73. Because your lecturer forgot to set work for the weekend.
74. Because you suspect you’re too uptight.
75. Because you can always be late for work after the after party.
76. Because THEY don’t want you to.
77. Because it’s a long way till midnight, and you’ve got ten crates to get through.
78. Because you want to be in a first row of Nina Kraviz gig.
79. Because someone bet you to.
80. Because you are a raver.
81. Because you haven’t heard a police megaphone for a whole week.
82. Because you want to meet new alcohol.
83. Because techno.
84. Because it’s down to you.
85. Because you spend too much time on the Net and you don’t want to develop keyboard withdrawal.
86. Because you need to hear all those intro and outro acts. Those are future talents.
87. Because how else are you going to rebel?
88. Because you just want to, alright, ALRIGHT?!
89. Because you’re too tense.
90. Because everyone you know needs convincing you’re insane.
91. Because your parrot accused you of being boring.
92. Because you know at least “30 things to do before you’re 30” that you haven’t done.
93. Because you need good reference material.
94. Because you want to create a false identity.
95. Because you want to prove you can.
96. Because you feel like everyone’s ignoring you.
97. Because you want to improve your crime sheet.
98. Because you have a very evil punch recipe.
99. Because because because because… because of the wonderful things it does! (see Wizard of Oz)
100. Because you need to work on your rave knowledge.