Check the ecstasy pill furniture

Softcore’s Just A Half collection features the much-loved ‘Mitsubishi’, the ‘Dove’, the ‘Rolex’ crown, a love heart and, of course, a smiley.

Priced at £400, they’re “constructed from a high density foam and finished with a polyurethane lacquer system.”

As Softcore puts it, “our pills are suitable for both indoor and outdoor use. Whether it’s to put your feet up after a hard weekend or to relax by your sun lounger, our innovative furnishings look boss in every environment.”

Softcore also makes cushions printed with pingers and smileys, which can be checked below along with the tables.