VIP/Guestlist only
They’re wooing crowd with their V.I.P. table next to the booth. Problem is, drinking out of plastic champagne flutes isn’t quite as cool as they think it is.

Ones who have taken all off the drugs
There is always at least one…

Smartphone addicts
People who film every second of DJ sets… Or worse take photos. Most of the venues are dark. Do you know what it’s like to go from being in a dark room to having your eyes exposed to a bright, stabbing light? Yeah, it sucks. But that is what happens to all the people standing by you every time you take a picture of your friends.

Sweaty shirtless guys
There is always at least one trying to pass around you..

Older crowd
Old man with a penchant for dancing to ’90s techno or acid house classics on a Friday night

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